Once again you have failed to turn up for your medical appointment last week. May I remind you the importance of having regular checkup, especially for someone your age?
I tried calling multiple times but no one answered my calls. Where have you been anyway? Your colleagues at the college told me you were abducted by Soviet soldiers to infiltrate a military base in the Nevada desert. And in your escape, stumbled upon a nuclear test town and survived a nuclear blast by hiding in a refrigerator? Nice try Indy, please come out with more believable excuses in future.
Your neighbours also told me you were heading for Peru looking for the grave of Francisco de Orellana whoever that might be. Now rumors are flying of you finding a skull made entirely of crystal and believe it to be from an extraterrestrial life-form?
All these stories seems pretty far-fetched to me. More importantly, Indy hasn’t you had enough of adventures? You are not young anymore in case you haven’t noticed. Going around looking for long lost treasures that might not even exist. I don’t know how long your heart can take all these.
Well nagging aside, I heard you met up with your ex-girlfriend whom you have not seemed in over 20 years. She also told you have a son. What a surprise. Well at least something good do happened and I’m happy for you.
Your concerned friend,
PS: Please make sure to come for the appointment next week. No excuses this time.