A long long time ago…

In the movie 10,000 BC, we learn that more than 10 thousand years ago,

– Certain tribe of cavemen speaks English.
– Dental care is very good. Everyone has clean white teeth.
– Hoses existed.
– Pyramids were built.
– Advance architecture and construction devices like cranes existed.
– Voyage and boats with sail are available.
– Fabric existed.
– Mammoths are able to survive in hot desert climate.
– Mammoths are used to build pyramids.

Other than that it also bears uncanny resemblances to

– 300 (Half naked men with spears and shields fighting for freedom)
– Jurassic Park (Big scary prehistoric creatures from a distant past)
– Apocalypto (Hero protecting his people and loved ones minus the blood and gore)

I will be calling my history teacher later to inform her how wrong she is about the things she taught me in history class.


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4 Responses to A long long time ago…

  1. Panther says:


    These links might interest you then Gordon. Completely NSFW for some people, so be warned. NSFW as in language.

    At least 100 years ago

  2. Fariz Asuka says:

    Wow.. Good deduction Gordon.. I wonder how they kept their teeth white, clean and shiny.. 🙂

  3. Squee says:

    Shouldn’t it be 12008 years ago ^^

    Anyways I think this is a dumb movie… nothing beats Evangelion.
    Rei’s smile pwned all other movies currently screening.

  4. gordon says:

    panther, i LOLed at the 2nd link. nice compilation of all the sparta pics.

    Fariz Asuka, actually there are more to be said, like how they have funny names as well. like the hero is call D’Leh (sounds singaporean), his mentor is call Tic Tic (weird name for a mentor).

    squee, i have modified the post to sound more correct. ^^;

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